Experience The Soft Caress Of
1000 Thread Count Sheets
I used to think that all sheets
were the same – that all bedding was exactly the same for that matter. I
slept on a ratty old futon, and had no idea whether my sheets were 300
thread count sheets, or 600 thread count. They were probably pretty low
– the sheets were scratchy and uncomfortable, but considering the bed
was lumpy, the blanket smelled, and the pillow was as hard as a rock,
how would I possibly have noticed. Then, I finally met a good girl who
civilized me. She has spoiled me, and made me develop (God forbid) good
taste. Now, I can hardly sleep without the luxury of 1000 thread count
sheets.
If you have not tried 1000 thread count sheets, there is no way that you
will possibly understand what I am talking about at all. How could you.
After all, a sheet is a sheet, right? That is what I thought, and would
buy the cheapest 300 thread count sheets I could find. But that is
before I spent the night at my girlfriends house, and felt the silky luxury
of 1000 thread count sheets. There is just no comfort that can compare
to them. I remember waking up in the morning, and just stretching and
rolling around for what felt like hours, feeling the 1000 thread count
sheets massaging my body. They are like the softest caress of a spring
breeze. For real. They are quite fantastic.
Unfortunately, they are also fantastically expensive. After experiencing
the 1000 thread count sheets, I went out to get my own set, figuring
that they couldn't be much more than, say, twice the price of the sheets
that I owned. Boy was I mistaken. We are talking over 100 bucks for the
set of
1000 thread count sheets that my girlfriend owned. And that is
not counting the matching 1000 thread count pillow cases. I had to
actually save up for the sheets. And then, once I got that new bedding,
I could not help but notice how uncomfortable my mattress was. That was
another fantastic expenditure. What started with 1000 thread count
sheets bought on a whim quickly grew into over 1000 dollars spent all on
my nocturnal comfort. But, now I sleep like a baby. I can not help but
think that the whole thing was very definitely worth it. Nothing is
better than a good sleep.
